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But pessimism is so 90s!

Hot.

Erm-- that sentence is grammatically correct as it is currently punctuated, I believe. But thank you both for the feedback.

And I have duly cut this into manageable pieces.

Erk. I will break this up as soon as I can post literary works again (Sunday); sorry, I hadn't really thought about the length. The signature is an in-joke, don't ...

I no longer trust you when you say these things. You have toyed with my heart before, Galerius. How do I know you will not do so again? How?

Perhaps my favorite poem of yours, or one of them. No comments.

pancakes! (thank you so much you guys you guys)

Thanks, Jasmine. Jemima: which lines?

Thank you! Might have to work on the coherence a little. (Sorry about your feet. XD)

Hannah? I love you. I realize this isn't news. But anyway. Edited!

It occurs to me that I didn't think to save the revised version as well. *facepalm* Next time.

Thank you both! Edits have been made, Lauren; although I didn't agree with all your changes, I did agree with most.

HASTY CLUMSY EDITS YAY!

Thank you! I think I might remove 'charts', at that, or change the 'and' to a comma, perhaps. Parentheses... yes, I know what you mean; I don't like the odd ...